Mike Jansen

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  • in reply to: DD2s #57604
    Mike Jansen
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    @blink wrote:

    Those were steel toe racing boots, I was worried that Jansen would run over my feet in the pits.

    For that reason alone I didn’t run over your feet.
    But I’m patient and can wait till you wear your Chuckie T’s… 8)

    in reply to: 5-6 track direction #57594
    Mike Jansen
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    Thanks Angie, I didn’t want to get my manthong in a wad… 8)

    in reply to: What’s Happening???????????????????????? #57591
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    [quote=”Rusty NewberryBesides, I am not sure you really want to road trip with Jansen I am hearing some really unsettling news about him and that sister of his.
    Rusty[/quote]
    Hey leave my sister out of this, she’s Hot Hot Hot…
    Besides, I’ve got a new avatar that I got from Rick and Angie’s currently checking up on it to see if it can be used.
    You’ll all need a bag for your upset stomachs if it passes… 😆

    Zip and I are going to drink beers, eat breaded tenderloins and watch the Greatest Spectacle in Racing Memorial Day. Y’all have fun!

    in reply to: Most fitting avatar in internet history? #57570
    Mike Jansen
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    If I get the Blue pill sponsorship you’ll be seeing me in the “shifter” class…. 8)

    in reply to: Most fitting avatar in internet history? #57560
    Mike Jansen
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    Youz Guyz are just jealous…
    Behind every confident man there’s a waxed… okay so I won’t go there…

    And just to let you know Mr. Schmidt. The Moral Majority called me and wanted to convey their happiness to see you get off your posting number 69. You thought you were sly but Mr. Falwell knows all and sees all.

    😆

    in reply to: Most fitting avatar in internet history? #57555
    Mike Jansen
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    Rick,
    So you really like it eh? I thought you would. And that’s Mikaela on the right. I figured you’d rather see this one versus the “man scene” I orignally planned. I think it’s worth .4 seconds a lap IMO…

    Oh, that’s Mikaela’s best friend on the left. I think she likes me and my fashion sense… 8) :banana

    in reply to: sunday race. #57512
    Mike Jansen
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    Rick:
    That’s it, my Mom’s coming here in June. You might wanna go on vacation…
    Road:
    Wheelhouse; as in mentally getting to you and affecting your performance. As in, “With Tiger in the tournament we’re all playing for second place.” And while we’re in the subject of english… if it were snowing this sunday we’re bound to stay at home. See the difference? Are they teaching English in school anymore? It’s like your syl a bles are in the ina ppro priate plaaaaaa ce. Talk to your english teacher…

    Finally: The censors have conferred, debated, and gestulated. My Avatar is approved! Of course, Southern Churches are already forming protest groups. Jerry Falwell wants a nationwide boycott. Bob Jones University isn’t thrilled but has admitted first amendment rights. Avatar art to a new level, coming soon…

    in reply to: sunday race. #57507
    Mike Jansen
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    Road,
    Don’t get your manthong in a wad.
    The track direction, it’s already in your wheelhouse! Say it aint so! All you need to know is “am I going to be making more lefts Sunday or rights?” Or, “do I come off the track to the right of the scales or to the left?”

    Rick,
    I think what’s the holdup is this: wax/bleach acceptable or not… Just my opinion…
    And you’re Melba very soon. As in toast…

    :wag

    in reply to: sunday race. #57502
    Mike Jansen
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    Rick,

    Of course you know that this means war, and he who laughs first usually doesnt’ laugh last… 8)

    My avatar is currently being scrutinized by the censor board. Once they give it the thumbs up I’ll get you something to look at. And not Jansenindahouse!

    Just… you… wait…

    in reply to: sunday race. #57498
    Mike Jansen
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    Aprenda espanol! Usted no tiene que cantar la estrella bandella salpicada en espanol aunque! Correct?

    Heathens…

    in reply to: AJ & Lori gave birth to Lanie Noud #57479
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    congrats to the two of you! I love the name! Life takes on a whole new meaning now…

    How’s Lori doing?

    :cheers:

    in reply to: Splitting out RMax #57463
    Mike Jansen
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    @billetperformancekarting wrote:

    Most of us have already set our plans for the year starting from when
    the race dates were set everybody will have to race with 40 plus drivers
    in their class . The race was ran great at the Track last weekend colorado we must be ready for the Grands it wouldnt make much sense to make the classes smaller by splitting them up on two different days
    Only my thoughts
    Thanks Barry Lewis

    Barry’s got a point and I agree. Bill Ray made the same point. We sat down at the beginning of the season so that we could all PLAN around karting. Make a plan and work the plan. What’s to say that Johnny gets a hang nail and then we have to reschedule some race in the future because of it. That would be setting a dangerous precedence and I for one don’t want to go down that path. Run em on the same day? That is more compatable. It would add to the day and I don’t think that is viable either. Keep em together and get used to it or like what was said at the beginning of the season. If you have enough Rmax guys to run a seperate class then go for it….

    Rick, you realize that this means war… 8)
    And by the way, that was a before photo you used…

    in reply to: Splitting out RMax #57456
    Mike Jansen
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    Rick,

    Be nice! I’ve got a video that you gave me that the F… B… I… would like to know where it came from.

    BTW… I always bring a gun to a knife fight. Have you seen my arms lately? 8)

    And for the record, I did vote for the Sunday thing. I’m being devil’s advocate. Seriously, it should be split because an accident caused/created by a Rotaxian on a TaG guy would and could possibly have huge implications on the Rmax qualifying. And I for one don’t want to purchase DEPENDS for all the whining… Just my .02

    in reply to: Splitting out RMax #57452
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Democracy rules…
    I like the large field because it gets you in the right mindset and gets you used to what the starts are going to be like come August. I for one passed more people Sunday than I have in a year and it was a valuable lesson/tool.

    That being said, I am not running in the Rmax races so does my opinion really count? I don’t think so… But again, the large field was awesome.

    in reply to: How about those Mojos! #57279
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    @joe marshall wrote:

    Did the Rotax Masters lads run faster laps than the MG lads?

    No, Scot and Ron showed that’s not the case. But not by very much that’s for sure. I think everyone this weekend proved that the Mojos might require a different driving style but they’re still pretty quick. You just have to learn where to push and where to drive with what the tires give you.

    And another thing: Colorado’s got some talent! I think a lot of people were expecting them Cali boyz to run away in classes. I’m very glad to see that this wasn’t the case. They were going home saying, “man, dem Colorado boyz sure can drive!” They’ll be back and (IMO) you’ll see some of the Vegas boyz and other “foreigners” here for the next one.

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