Mike Jansen

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  • in reply to: Not Dead by a Longshot!! #50751
    Mike Jansen
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    Girls Girls Girls!

    Like Rodney King said years ago and it still applies (and for you too young to remember) “Can’t we just all get along?!”
    🙁
    I didn’t know that this was a Whining forum. If I wasn’t leaving for the Indy 500 tonight I’d get a few “DEPENDS” and pass them around. You know, good for a few … well you know…
    :peace :soap
    This is all ancient history. Let it go. Like a dead horse, the more you kick it the more it starts to smell…
    Next you’ll all want to dicuss the Kennedy Assasination Conspiracy…
    I’ll plagarize (But not claim I am an Indian like that idiot up in Boulder who shames the name Churchill) a gentleman in California… “If I gave you all a solid gold go kart, half of you would complain about the color!”

    in reply to: having battery problems #50817
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    C = C Ya later
    B = be there soon
    A = all right! I have my kitchen pass for the summer!

    Best be hitting the books a little harder amigo!

    Spectating isn’t where the action is, participating is…

    8)

    in reply to: CRE & IMI Races #50811
    Mike Jansen
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    Rich,

    Thanks for showing the love!
    I was in Laguna Beach helping my brother be a single parent last week 🙁
    My Niece will be here for CSC #3 so I can say to y’all, “my niece is cuter than your niece” Besides, she thinks “Unka Mikey” is the bomb since he took her out of school to see Star Wars (she aced her test so it was a reward…)
    My ribs are healed, the new seat is the bomb and injured ribs will be a thing of the past!
    And barring the mechanical nightmare I had at CSC#2 I think you all are in trouble! I’ve been lifting and running so I am ready for a 20 lap prefinal and 20 lap final!

    T&T monday after i get back from Indy. Go Buddy Lazier! Go Danica! (only if i can be the trophy boy… 8) )

    in reply to: Kid Kart #8 – Crew Chief Problems #50795
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Ken,

    (realize I’m english and we have a wicked sense of humour…)
    Can we call you Uniballer? 😀
    I am healthy now so I’d be more than happy to help you come the Father’s Day race…
    I hope and pray for your speedy recovery…

    in reply to: Caption(s) Needed #50704
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    WERE GOING TO McDONALD’S?
    ALRIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
    twoallbeffpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbunjust a corner away…
    😀

    in reply to: Bandimere Break-in #50679
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Curt,

    Thanks for the help. I imagine Jack can get you a REAL GOOD RATE if you need something flown via FEDEX!

    Thanks again and I agree, Chaz did a fantastic job gridding us. The only thing i want to know is what class is FOG?

    8)

    in reply to: I hope everyone had a safe and fun weekend #50671
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    In response to Chaz…

    I took a shower and the floor pan was brown – all the blowing crud and everyone but you warming up karts next to us 😥 See if I pit so close to the front next time! Glad I had earplugs!

    The food guys could grill a burger (and so could Lori!) nice and juicy inside and not hockey pucks…

    And another thing (just a suggestion) on your warm up lap that doesn’t mean you have to follow each other bumper to bumper. Those are COLD tires and don’t really have enough heat to stick… But once that lap is done would the people in the back of the pack PLEASE CATCH UP so the start is all tight and pretty not stragglers and haggard :bang

    in reply to: VP fuel for sale??? #50668
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Easy there trigger or I’ll petition the powers to be for 25 lap finals!

    Looks like you pulled a “Jansen” in the main – you know a lap and done! Sorry to see you parked on the side like that. I felt your pain from GJ…

    See you at the IMI club race?

    in reply to: Mounting Mojo Tires-How?? #50649
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    8)

    Charles, for you I wished we would have raced 25!

    Looking forward to a GREAT weekend without mechanical breakage and Chaos at round 3 at IMI.

    Once again, thank you all for bailing me out yesterday to get my kart to the grid for the premain and the final. I am truley indebted to you for your help and assistance! Bob (Jed),Bruce, JB, Mike Frank, Rich, Shane, Bill and anyone else who helped me in my frantic state.

    :cheers:

    in reply to: Mounting Mojo Tires-How?? #50646
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    I’ve got a great idea!

    Let’s have a 25 lap main, then run to the changing room to get out of our suits, then run up the hogback behind the speedway. First to the top then gets a mountain bike and it’s back to the finish line for the “real” winners!

    8) :puke

    in reply to: VP fuel for sale??? #50666
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    thanks for Bailing my rear out Angie, I would have hated taking a podium finish with Dennis’s “spec” fuel

    8)

    in reply to: Mounting Mojo Tires-How?? #50644
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Rich,

    I got my mojo working and with a new seat i am ready for those 20 lap mains.

    Quite frankly, since Bandimere is so short it really should be a 25 lap main (the spectators have spoken to me all week long about this, it’s a wonder I’ve had time to work! When I told them it was only 20 they all were going to wear black this weekend)(my sister, Mikaela, told me since I didn’t finish lap one at the last race maybe 20 laps would be a start! 8) )

    I’ll see you Sunday, sounds like you’re pulling the double…

    :cheers:

    in reply to: Mounting Mojo Tires-How?? #50638
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Rich, Mike here (only 3 years…)

    Heat = Ease
    cold = @$%^$%&^$%

    Again, HOT SUNNY DAY, TIRES ON BLACK BACKGROUND = EASY

    so, what’s it going to be big guy???

    8)

    in reply to: Crash Video is Up #50626
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Well, the speeds aren’t as fast at Bandimere so you shouldn’t be thrown out as far, nor will your karts flip as much as Duff’s.

    Let’s all race hard and clean at Bandimere. Hopefully some of the adrenaline and the cooler weather will make this happen!

    :cheers:

    in reply to: I need help w/my frame #50616
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Brad @ IMI straightens frames if you still need to have it checked…

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