Mike Jansen

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  • in reply to: Who’s going to "Race the Rockies"? #62717
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    I’ll be racing TaG Masters, the class that the spectators demand 20 lap mains.

    in reply to: Race the Rockies @ Grand Junction Motor Speedway #62683
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    I’ll see you there…

    in reply to: On the lighter side… #62679
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    I know it’s foreign territory Rick but…

    Men…
    Usually…
    go to the MENS ROOM…

    Unless you’re Senator Larry Craig or George Michaels…. Not that it matters…

    Now those were funny. I don’t care who you are!

    in reply to: Lets Hope Rich Vito is OK!! #62030
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Rich,

    I hope you’re okay. You made the news but that’s not the 15 minutes of fame you’re probably looking for.

    Do we need to help your wife get your stuff or anything like that?

    in reply to: Race direction #1 and #2 #62112
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    No. I have a client day at the track @ Centennial and I’m working Sunday. You go out there and beat the yung uns. Drill em like a cavity at the dentist office. Beat em like a bad habit.

    in reply to: Race direction #1 and #2 #62113
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Thanks Jim. I like the suspense. Or prolonging it at least…

    in reply to: Taxes…. #61935
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    @Tony LaPorta wrote:

    Oh and Mike, Im glad at least one other person isnt blind.

    Tony: read the Wall Street journal it’s fair and unbiased reporting. Watch the news and you buy into things true or not. Just keep your head down, study hard, work hard, play hard. Things aren’t as bad as they seem and you can’t control it. Control what you can. Just grab the popcorn and watch.

    And on that note, Krispy Kreme is calling. Out…

    in reply to: Date change, race #1 #62654
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Oh the humanity of it all.
    Hijacked thread
    Taxes and now snow
    What’s next?
    2 trillion dollar deficit?

    oh wait we’ve well exceeded that :bang

    Can’t wait to race. I’ve got cabin fever but the lawn is greening up nicely…

    in reply to: Taxes…. #61932
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    TAXES:
    -The longstanding way of paying for lazy people who have no intention of ever getting a job; they think Welfare is a job occupation. Why aren’t they picking up trash in America for 10 hours a week prior to picking up thier welfare checks?

    -How we pay illegal aliens their benefits when they retire or have to go to the hospitals…

    -How we bail out idiot businesses when they really screw the pooch. And then say they’re too big to fail…

    -When California goes bankrupt perhaps then America will wake up…

    in reply to: Rotax Carb Question #62426
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Break Dancing…

    Brake Pedal…

    Break in the action…

    Trail Braking…

    He Broke his #$%$#@ neck

    in reply to: Date change, race #1 #62650
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Not that it matters because the first race of the season MOST EVERYONE has brain fade and or rust but I’d be privy to go uphill. The bus stop is a better corner “to wait and see what happens”. Downhill, turn one quickly eliminates the suspense…

    8)

    in reply to: Date change, race #1 #62661
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    :yellow

    :red

    🙁

    😥

    That just means y’all get more time to dream… of beating Jansen… On the track…

    :stir

    in reply to: first race #62629
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Physical conditioning is only a part of the game. You still have to drive!

    I’m (still) out of shape IMO but i’m working on it. I have a feeling Marine Bonham will be in marine shape and the one ripped…

    in reply to: first race #62627
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Yes, I am so looking forward to seeing everyone!
    Especially those Karters who took the offseason conditioning serious and those that didn’t.
    And I am really looking forward to TaG Masters drivers…. Behind me… 8)

    in reply to: Diamond Grinding at The Track #62619
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Greg,

    Now that’s a great idea!
    It would remind me of my days playing basketball on Venice Beach (prior to WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP)

    Here’s a few gems I’d unleash on Mr. Rich Vito:

    I’d beat him like a slave on the plantation (politically incorrect but worth a smile)
    I’d drill him like a cavity at the Dentist’s Office (offensive if you’re a dentist)
    I’d abuse him like a politician talking about an AIG bonus check recipient (current events eh)

    Monkey’s on your back Rich… 8)

    😆

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