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Mike Jansen
ParticipantI’ll be racing TaG Masters, the class that the spectators demand 20 lap mains.
Mike Jansen
ParticipantI’ll see you there…
Mike Jansen
ParticipantI know it’s foreign territory Rick but…
Men…
Usually…
go to the MENS ROOM…Unless you’re Senator Larry Craig or George Michaels…. Not that it matters…
Now those were funny. I don’t care who you are!
Mike Jansen
ParticipantRich,
I hope you’re okay. You made the news but that’s not the 15 minutes of fame you’re probably looking for.
Do we need to help your wife get your stuff or anything like that?
Mike Jansen
ParticipantNo. I have a client day at the track @ Centennial and I’m working Sunday. You go out there and beat the yung uns. Drill em like a cavity at the dentist office. Beat em like a bad habit.
Mike Jansen
ParticipantThanks Jim. I like the suspense. Or prolonging it at least…
Mike Jansen
Participant@Tony LaPorta wrote:
Oh and Mike, Im glad at least one other person isnt blind.
Tony: read the Wall Street journal it’s fair and unbiased reporting. Watch the news and you buy into things true or not. Just keep your head down, study hard, work hard, play hard. Things aren’t as bad as they seem and you can’t control it. Control what you can. Just grab the popcorn and watch.
And on that note, Krispy Kreme is calling. Out…
Mike Jansen
ParticipantOh the humanity of it all.
Hijacked thread
Taxes and now snow
What’s next?
2 trillion dollar deficit?oh wait we’ve well exceeded that :bang
Can’t wait to race. I’ve got cabin fever but the lawn is greening up nicely…
Mike Jansen
ParticipantTAXES:
-The longstanding way of paying for lazy people who have no intention of ever getting a job; they think Welfare is a job occupation. Why aren’t they picking up trash in America for 10 hours a week prior to picking up thier welfare checks?-How we pay illegal aliens their benefits when they retire or have to go to the hospitals…
-How we bail out idiot businesses when they really screw the pooch. And then say they’re too big to fail…
-When California goes bankrupt perhaps then America will wake up…
Mike Jansen
ParticipantBreak Dancing…
Brake Pedal…
Break in the action…
Trail Braking…
He Broke his #$%$#@ neck
Mike Jansen
ParticipantNot that it matters because the first race of the season MOST EVERYONE has brain fade and or rust but I’d be privy to go uphill. The bus stop is a better corner “to wait and see what happens”. Downhill, turn one quickly eliminates the suspense…
8)
Mike Jansen
Participant:yellow
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That just means y’all get more time to dream… of beating Jansen… On the track…
:stir
Mike Jansen
ParticipantPhysical conditioning is only a part of the game. You still have to drive!
I’m (still) out of shape IMO but i’m working on it. I have a feeling Marine Bonham will be in marine shape and the one ripped…
Mike Jansen
ParticipantYes, I am so looking forward to seeing everyone!
Especially those Karters who took the offseason conditioning serious and those that didn’t.
And I am really looking forward to TaG Masters drivers…. Behind me… 8)Mike Jansen
ParticipantGreg,
Now that’s a great idea!
It would remind me of my days playing basketball on Venice Beach (prior to WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP)Here’s a few gems I’d unleash on Mr. Rich Vito:
I’d beat him like a slave on the plantation (politically incorrect but worth a smile)
I’d drill him like a cavity at the Dentist’s Office (offensive if you’re a dentist)
I’d abuse him like a politician talking about an AIG bonus check recipient (current events eh)Monkey’s on your back Rich… 8)
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