Greg,
Now that’s a great idea!
It would remind me of my days playing basketball on Venice Beach (prior to WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP)
Here’s a few gems I’d unleash on Mr. Rich Vito:
I’d beat him like a slave on the plantation (politically incorrect but worth a smile)
I’d drill him like a cavity at the Dentist’s Office (offensive if you’re a dentist)
I’d abuse him like a politician talking about an AIG bonus check recipient (current events eh)
Monkey’s on your back Rich… 8)
😆