Mike Jansen

Forum Replies Created

Viewing 15 posts - 961 through 975 (of 1,316 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • in reply to: MyLaps #51066
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Curt,

    OurPoints is an awesome program. Unfortunately it requires more time eh? Maybe we can use OurPoints in the SS Golf Tourney???

    Yes, I hope we keep MyLaps. There is a lot of useful information, IF YOU USE IT.

    Angie, how do I register my transponder???

    in reply to: IMI/CSC Not Dead by a Longshot!! #50971
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Ellee Ellee my computer won’t do double L’s…

    8)

    in reply to: Mini Max race at IMI (red flagged) #51013
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Brad’s words were precise and to the point. And i agree. And these people drive on the streets and freeways!

    Zack Gillis (who did pretty darn well in only his second CSC race and up to this point has had less laps than myself in the CSC) experienced the same cockup when he was practicing a few weekends ago. You give inexperienced drivers and renters plenty of room and you look where you’re going and not where you are!

    Concerning the flagworkers (and Ian, your tops in my books) let’s see what happens at Grand Junction. Did you notice (I didn’t) that we didn’t have any issues at Bandimere in CSC #2? Let’s go forward, constanly changing always improving.

    :cheers:

    in reply to: SSGP 1st Annual Golf Classic #50987
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Girlie Boy…

    And now you have no incentive to work those arms and legs out…

    You (at least) best work on the Apple angle and getting asphalt laid on that dirt of yurz

    Git er Dun!

    in reply to: Mid-Season TAG Weight Changes…NOT!! #51019
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    So, what you’re telling me is that I won’t see Lee Gagna, Jim Keesling and other Sonik drivers with big arms and legs from lifting their karts??? Not to mention sore backs?

    Say it ain’t so!

    😡 :bang

    in reply to: IMI/CSC Not Dead by a Longshot!! #50969
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Elee Elee, Whereforart thou Elee!

    I won’t get that wrong again. See you at CSC #4

    Constantly striving to improve…

    :cheers:

    in reply to: Mini Max race at IMI (red flagged) #51007
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    My .02…

    common sense should also prevail: Teach your kids (and Adults) when the red flag is thrown to get out of harms way! Meaning pull to the side of a straighaway or offline in a corner. Sitting in the middle of the track makes you a target.

    also, when you pull into the hot lane in the pits try and pull offline as much as possible. Your mechanic (and yourself) will appreciate it if a kart comes in hot and possibly loses it’s brakes or loses control, etc etc. People make great bowling pins and if they don’t get hurt it would make great material for AMERICA’S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS.

    But then again, That would never happen would it???
    8)
    If you saw the F1 friday practice it even happens to professionals like Jacque Villeneuve

    in reply to: SSGP 1st Annual Golf Classic #50985
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Hey, us single guys would like to play for Apple. Is she going to be there again this year? 8)

    Rick, I think Jim (and Lee) are going to be doing sooo many lunges and squats with the new Sonik rules that they won’t be a damn in any walking experience on the golf course (no karts guys, save them for the track! 👿 )

    It’s all good. Jim, how’s The Track at Centennial going? People keep asking me and I am tired of answering my cell phone at home at crazy hours. Could you please give us an update.

    And work on the Apple angle. You’ve got juice in SKUSA, make it happen. If you don’t then we know who the girlie boyz are don’t we???

    8)

    in reply to: CSC Race #3: Tag Masters #50951
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Couldn’t fit in her outfit. She’s a little bigger upstairs if you know what I mean.

    So, what you’re saying is I am snakebit and won’t finish 20???

    WHERE’S THE LOVE PEOPLE???

    :monkey

    in reply to: SSGP 1st Annual Golf Classic #50976
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Rick,

    I’ll take you up on the offer. You hit the fairways and I’ll stick the greens. Besides, I’m lobbying for the 5 a side and between you and I, I’ll settle for 3 per…

    I think we’ll only play 15 the way i’ve been lately…

    😆

    in reply to: IMI/CSC Not Dead by a Longshot!! #50961
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Ouch!

    I was just tryin’ to help

    By the way, I never was the spelling bee champion nor the best typer in class…

    8)

    in reply to: IMI/CSC Not Dead by a Longshot!! #50958
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Ellie Mae:

    Does………

    I think I’ll become the CSC spell check. At least I can’t break down in that capacity…

    8)

    in reply to: CSC Race #3: Tag Masters #50949
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Gentlemen (and I use that word loosely):

    Keep your kudos to yourself and show my kart some love! I am sick of not finishing! 😥

    Brad told me last night my kart ingested a lot of fumes and it probably led to the electrical failure. So I have no other option than to protest the finish due to illegal gasses. Then upon further inspection via Gas chromatograph we found out it was illegal gasses but of natural manufacture. Lee, Charles you guys eating a lot of cheese??? :idn:

    Lee, come and join me for my mind blowing cardio workout. 6am to 7:00 and you’re toast afterwards! Charles, I have KFC coupons for a free bucket of Chicken. I’ll mail you some. Eat more chiken okay? Roman, you should watch more TV! Work out the buttons on the remote alright?

    Tell you what: If I don’t finish next race’s 20 lap main I’ll bring my sister Mikaela’s pompoms and cheer you all to the finish line.

    One of these days I’ll know what it feels like to race 20…

    in reply to: SSGP 1st Annual Golf Classic #50974
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Curt,

    I am game to play! But since I am a privateer team with only one person who’s kart has a tendency to take a nap DURING the mains I am in as a single.

    However, since I have mended ribs and haven’t been playing much golf this season I am lobbying now for 5 a side. 😀

    I’d like to play

    :cheers:

    in reply to: CSC Race #3: Tag Masters #50943
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Charles, good job! :cheers:

    I’d have liked to have had a kart that would have finished all twenty laps instead of 8 (I think) :bang 😥

    In lieu of my record this season I would like to have the Masters class reduced from 20 to 7 lap mains.

    😥 😥 😥 :puke

    That’s racing. Now I know how (the other Michael) Michael Andretti felt at Indy all those years.

Viewing 15 posts - 961 through 975 (of 1,316 total)