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  • #58241
    Mike Jansen
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    I was on my best behaviour Rick so I couldn’t egg on anyone.

    Although when I told her it would be for Roman, the Subaru Driver that you’ll hear a lot in the future she said she recognized the name!
    Then she asked me wasn’t he the one involved in the Autograph lovefest in Denver that turned out to be a topless revue. I told her I have no recollection of that incident and Sandi kindly jerked my leash and said we have to go. 😆

    The persons who got jobbed IMO were TK and Danica. I heard Danica tell her crew chief at the end that they had a winning car and that they’re going to win this thing I promise,. She was crushed and you could hear it in her voice. Tony’s stop with rain coming was :idn: to me. Ahhh but that’s Indy. Ask Buddy Lazier how difficult it is to win the 500. There are a few drivers that excel on the 1.5 mile ovals and then there are those that rise to the top at Indy.

    I hope Buddy’s at GJ. I’d love to give him a beer and hear about his win and experiences at the Brickyard.

    #58242
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Nice writeup Mike. Thanks for taking the time to share.

    #58243
    Curt Kistler
    Participant

    @Mike Jansen wrote:

    You can always tell a race car driver who’s been injured severly. Watch them walk. Rick Mears, AJ Foyt, Davey Hamilton, Buddy Lazier to name a few…

    Don’t forget about the local hero’s:

    Ricky “Boobie” Schmidt…
    Curt “Big Daddy” K after the scooter incident at the GGP. (You can stop laughing now Ben, Jim, Mark, Matt…) It still hurts BTW.

    #58244
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Curt,

    You are now officially in the hall of shame. Next thing you’ll admit is wrecking on Matt’s big wheel when he was a tyke! No carbombs for you.

    Now I know why Jim was saying he needs DEPENDS. I really thought he was having issues but I understand better now.

    Ricky Boobie… I like that… If he starts eyeing guys and trying to kiss men like Farrel and Cohen did at the MTV Movie awards I’m going to need more than a DEPENDS… 8)

    #58245
    Rick Schmidt
    Participant

    Just keep using the extra absorbent man thong and you should be fine Mike.

    You sure wowwed em on Ekn Mikey!

    And no one can throw around a moped like Curt (Valentino) Big Daddy Kistler. He was even dragging a knee on the straights. It was a sight to behold.

    #58246
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    See Elvis is alive in the Midwest.
    He said he’s available to help Curt with his owies as long as he makes him a PBJ on white bread aferwards…

    Late tonight I’ll have to redo the EKN posts…

    #58247
    Rick Schmidt
    Participant

    Looks like one of our Tag Masters with helmet hair!

    #58248
    Kirk Deason
    Participant

    That guy WISHES he had my stylish one-piece polyester jumpsuit. Oh..and my immaculate hair.

    Well I suppose Jansen wishes he had my hair, too.

    #58249
    Rick Schmidt
    Participant

    Boy Kirk,

    You caught right on t that one.

    #58250
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    It looks like he stole Waterman’s glasses…

    If I had the long blonde hair I had in the 70’s along with my pukka shell necklace I’d be in style NOW… Wow talk about deja vu…

    Hair or no hair it’s the charm, wit, humour, dymanic personality, tall, handsome and most of all modesty that gets em…

    Besides, it’s aerodynamic without. Didn’t you ever watch Cecil Turtle against Bugs? It’s all about aerodynamics 8)

    #58251
    Rick Schmidt
    Participant

    Mike Jansen Posted: Hair or no hair it’s the charm, wit, humour, dymanic personality, tall, handsome and most of all modesty that gets em…

    Do you just cut and paste this line? Mr Modest!

    Mike Jansen Posted:
    Besides, it’s aerodynamic without. Didn’t you ever watch Cecil Turtle against Bugs? It’s all about aerodynamics

    Actually, Dennis was telling me you passed tech by simply putting a Bell sticker on your fore head. Who needs a helmet with a smooth shell like that.

    #58252
    Rick Schmidt
    Participant

    Mike Jansen
    I had a nice “listening to” from AJ Foyt on Friday. He’s telling me (once again) that you can’t win any race from the first corner or the first lap and only an idjut would try that stunt. He also reminded me of the last time someone pulled a stunt on him and he biyatch slapped them. The name was Arie…

    Mike,

    Is the idjut you keep mentioning have a paticular name? Or just a blanket statement for all the idjuts who ended up gunning for too small a piece of realestate?

    Did A.j. say anything about showing up ready to race or the danger to others having parts fly off the machine in the first few laps?

    Just curious?

    Father of one of the idjuts

    #58253
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    @Rick Schmidt wrote:

    Mike Jansen
    I had a nice “listening to” from AJ Foyt on Friday. He’s telling me (once again) that you can’t win any race from the first corner or the first lap and only an idjut would try that stunt. He also reminded me of the last time someone pulled a stunt on him and he biyatch slapped them. The name was Arie…

    Mike,

    Is the idjut you keep mentioning have a paticular name? Or just a blanket statement for all the idjuts who ended up gunning for too small a piece of realestate?

    Did A.j. say anything about showing up ready to race or the danger to others having parts fly off the machine in the first few laps?

    Just curious?

    Father of one of the idjuts

    Nope just a blanket statement so hopefully we’ll learn and move forward. That’s yesterday’s news. If I was a Democrat then I’d still be whining and moaning about it. Republicans move forward… 8)

    And as for parts flyin’ off it happens to the best of them. Little Al told a story about that when he was racing for Penske…

    #58254
    Rick Schmidt
    Participant

    Mike Jansen Posted:

    And as for parts flyin’ off it happens to the best of them. who prepeth not their machine Little Al told a story about that when he was racing for Penske…And he went on track with brakes he knew would not stand up to it, with stuff flying off

    Yea, that was a silly one.:ambulance

    A.J would certainly biyatch slap someone experienced enough to know better for doing something careless as that! :hit

    Oh Little Al.

    Wonder how he’ll end up? :drink

    Yesterdays news. No it was a month ago that just keeps getting drug out and beat on appearantly for entertainments sake.

    #58255
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    @Rick Schmidt wrote:

    No it was a month ago that just keeps getting drug out and beat on appearantly for entertainments sake.

    Absolutely! It’s really been a slow news month.
    1) Paris Hilton instructed to go to jail and there will be no early releases or preferential treatment
    2) Paris Hilton countdown to jail
    3) Paris Hilton goes to jail
    4) Paris Hilton jail watch day 1
    5) Paris Hilton doesn’t eat but doing fine
    6) Paris Hilton released with an undisclosed medical issue (I bet Chuck wishes he had clients who could plead this one!)

    At least beating this dead horse won’t make me want to hurl, like this :censored causes.

    But, you get as much justice as you can afford. And she could afford a lot of “justice”

    Back on track: did I mention that you can’t win a race in the first lap? Or in the first corner? :stir

    Even this driver knows that and her hair’s always in the way! 8) :stir :stir :k

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