1st Annual Colorado-Utah Border War is on!!

[stacey cook]

Kirk, I’m a realtor what do you expect, now ask me what 6% of any number is :look

[C Kistler]

@stacey cook wrote:

Kirk, I’m a realtor what do you expect, now ask me what 6% of any number is :look

$123,874,982,023,427.45 Without a calculator Cook :wag

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Curt, you beat me to this joke.

Stacey, where’s that calculation?

[stacey cook]

$7,432,498,921,405.65
Minus a $20 recording fee :rotate:

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Stacey:

Feelin’ dizzy after that?

[Butler Cox]

Eric wrote:

Dear Mr. Cox:

I need to suggest a correction….. in your statement that included “…..we’ll likely be THE entertainment…..” I might respectfully request the removal of the word “likely.”

Thank You for your considerations.

Dear Mr. Wunrow,

With all due respect, we would humbly suggest that, when considering the activities of members of the ersatz sanctioning body ABRL, which as I’m sure you’ll recall is the Achey-Brakey Racing League, nothing is ever definite. Therefore, it is part of the rules of ABRL governance, that any and every event, action, direction, or activities connected thereto, be hereinafter appended with the adverbial description of likely, unless possible is substituted.

And that, of course, pertains to all aspects of what we call racing, although some may consider the R word a misnomer when describing ABRL events since some of our members have been noted to say, at driver’s meetings, well…we’ll likely drive in the correct direction…but a senior moment, a.k.a. brain fart, might intervene. Hence the ABRL requirement for Beano in the kit…except as a fuel (kart fuel) additive.

Yr faithful svnt,

H Manney.

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Dear Mr. Manney:

Huh?

[Jon Romenesko]

Well this sounds awesome! I been looking forward to racing at GJ all season. I’m in for sure…so long as I don’t have to figure out 6% of a number without a calculator…. :bang

[Rodney Ebersole]

All this talk of old karters wondering around a race track makes me want to join in. Could someone remind me when it’s time to head that way?

[stacey cook]

Rodney,

Leave now and you will just make it. :loony:

[Butler Cox]

Stacey has informed me he’s laid in plenty of canes :dance:

[Butler Cox]

Calling All Old Farts! (60+)

Grand Junction Motor Speedway

Invites You to the Beano Brigade’s Class Race at the

Colorado vs. Utah Border War

Who’s the best Golden Oldie in a Kart?

Join us October 16-17, 2010

The winning geezer takes home bragging rights plus the
O.F’s Traveling Trophy. This trophy may be kept by the winning Geezer (or their club)
until next year when the battle will resume at Miller Motorsports Park.

We’re the Old Guys in the TAG Masters bunch.
If we have enough 60+, non-ringer drivers, we’ll put on our own show.

If you don’t have your own TAG (non-shift) kart, race your son’s, daughter’s, grandkid’s,
or we have a TAG (regular) and DD2 kart you can rent.

Camping & RV space available at the track.

Don’t let the young dudes have all the fun!

Call for info:
Butler Cox
970-270-4840

[Craig Mansfield]

Hello Hello HELLO, AT OUR AGE WE NEED SOME LOUD NOISE TO WAKE US UP.
I am in for the beanio class. Over sixty and slow, I am getting my DD2 repaired this week. I do have a question if a certain person is two weeks short of sixty. Is there an ID check at tech? or will the tech be understand and be in the class also? Jed how many days are you short?
:loony:

Craig

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Craig:

Butler’s on a train until Tuesday — and without internet I think — but know he’d want to answer you asap.

Invite all the golden karters you can think of! I don’t think Butler will be concerned over any driver being “only” 59 years and 50 weeks. Up to him, but believe he’d say “old enough.”

He’ll be happy to hear you’re running. Calling All Codgers…..

[Rick Schmidt]

Sounds like an automatic podium!!!

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