Where is everybody

[Anonymous]

Craig,

See my post on the Rotax Nationals in Willow Spgs.

Seems we are thinking the same. It may be that many are racing every Sunday and are getting burned out, getting that kart ready to race.

[Mike Jansen]

In honour of David Letterman’s top 10 list:

#10 Preparing our karts for this weekend
#9 Planning our weekend
#8 Working to pay for the Weekend
#7 Honey do’s since we’ll be gone this weekend
#6 Resting for the weekend
#5 Watching porn since it’s free
#4 Talking about Ronaldinho and World Cup
#3 Talking about Formula One at Silverstone this weekend
#2 Talking about will we be done at a reasonable time this weekend

and finally:

#1 Talking abotu Anna Nicole’s pregnancy and betting that the father is rolling in his grave

Now back to work in the garage, i’m mixing fuels, Dennis gave me the recipe

[Anonymous]

Carefull mixing that “Garwwood blend” If you’re not. I’ll see the glow in Longmont all the way from Arvada!

[Mike Jansen]

Rick,

Using lead shield and EPA approved air mask.
Don’t tell Vito but really I did it in his backyard last night. You think I wanna do that around MY place?

[Anonymous]

Hope Vito had his cap on his fuel tank. I suppose the fumes alone would drop him in tech like a ton if bricks!

[Anonymous]

So that is why my grass is burned along my fence!!!! Darn you Mike, that Garwood fuel is powerful.

i don’t need no cap on my fuel tank, it helps to keep my vasectomy in place.

Hey Rick and others: It is RICH not vito; when I was a kid they always called me vito and I didn’t like it then and don’t like it now. 👿 :argue Have respect for your elders and just call me “The Old Fart Rich”. There are very few if any racing in Colorado that is older than me-I know of only one!

[Anonymous]

Sorry Rich!

Sometimes call my friends by the last name. No offense. How bout “Old RICH Fart”?

You would be considered fairly young in some of the road racing circles!

Middle aged fart, Rick

[Mike Jansen]

Boy, Rich must be irregular this week and not eating his prunes 8)

Flowery Fart Mike 😀

[Anonymous]

Thanks guys, but my grass is still burned. Mike and midnight dumping is not good.

[Anonymous]

Now that my secret is out, the damn government is calling me every day to try and setup a meeting between the UN, the US, Iran and myself. What the hell? Just a little nuclear technology that I passed on to help fellow karters go faster! Homer Simpson himself couldn’t have done a more inept job than Mikey with the technology that I passed on.

Don’t you remember part 1 was to keep the kart on the track the ENITRE race.

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