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  • #54114
    Mike Cunningham
    Participant

    Show me the :bb

    #54115
    RBI
    Participant

    I will only drink before, during and after the tourny. Please do not pressure me into doing things like that Mike.

    See you there buddy.

    Richie

    #54116
    Brian Robson
    Participant

    I will be thinking of you guys at the golf course, as I hold up a Fosters (official beer of F-1) :cheers: and watch Scott Speed practice for his first USGP! Go GJMS and Critical Zone!!!!!!!!!

    see everyone Saturday!

    BR

    #54117
    Mike Jansen
    Participant

    Please:

    The GJPD just called me. I told them that I have no knowledge of this unsanctioned and unauthorized “Hooters Girls beer kart” nor do I know any of the participants. They kindly asked me to relay to you guyz to keep the brouhaha to a minimum.

    Kartworks: Mike, Curt, Rick and Mark. If you don’t come back with the prize for winning just make sure to wear your skirts at the next CSC race please…. :cheers:

    #54118
    stacey cook
    Participant

    The 1st annual GJMS Golf Tournament was held Friday at Redlands Mesa Golf Club… 7 teams entered and the big Winner was Scotty’s racing consisting of Rodney and Jake Snider, Matt Hall (aka the hired gun) and Bud Pruess( aka assistant beer drinker) with a score of 55..

    2nd went to Team Hanson racing (cheaters)
    3rd went to Team Kartworks (more cheaters)
    4th went to Team RBI ( worst cheaters but best drinkers)
    5th went to Team GJMS( NOT CHEATERS 😀 )
    6th went to Team PCI ( cheaters but really bad)
    7th went to Team Adcock ( not cheaters but really, really bad golfers)

    We plan on continuing this again next year so get it scheduled…..

    Mike, the Hooter’s girls were great.. they asked about you :bs:

    #54119
    Mike Cunningham
    Participant

    Hay, Hay, Hay
    We are not bad golfers, we just can’t cheat as good as the rest. Cook is so cheap he had to get a hole in one ( that knowbody seen ) so he did not have to give away his own tires. Thanks Stacey it was fun.

    #54120
    stacey cook
    Participant

    Thank God I had 5 witnesses… including my kids.. and I really needed the tires.. 😀

    #54121
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Mike,

    We would have done better but kept tangling in the umbrella on our back swing!

    #54122
    Curt Kistler
    Participant

    “Kartworks, More Cheaters”

    Have no idea what you are saying Stacey. Nowhere in the rules did it say we had to count putts!

    Next year we will need Dennis to tech the rules, clubs, cards, and Scotty’s balls.

    #54123
    stacey cook
    Participant

    Curt, you didn’t count yours either? It was a great time.. thanks again for putting a team together, we will do it again next year….

    #54124
    RBI
    Participant

    Thank you Stacey. We had a ball. And a big thank you to Mike Cunningham for putting together a rocking team so I could win back the fictional case of beer I never bought last year.

    You know my way Mike ” I’d rather owe you then screw you out of it”.

    I think we will need 2 people and an extra kart to go with each team next year. Not to watch for cheating but to haul extra beer. Man it was so hot I had 16 beers on the course and could still slap my butt with both hands.

    Looking forward to next year.

    Jack Roush out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #54125
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    So Richie,

    That annoying, reverberating sound we kept hearing on our back swing was you actually slapping your back side with both hands. You sure know how to get in a competitors head, don’t you? There wasn’t anyone helping you I hope. (foursome?%$&^*)

    I “only” had 12 beers and I couldn’t hit it with either hand.

    Rick

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