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Miss January
I found this gal enjoying the day (not this day) on the way to my Mom’s house. When I first saw her, she also had a sun umbrella and shades!
I’ve been working out 3 times a week and my arms still look like Jansens!
I don’t know officer, I was just standing in my own yard and this tall balding man with arms like mine, said “stick em up or die”! He said he saw me in the neighbors yard for the second time and mumbled he was “violated in LA……….Twice” or something like that. Also said petty theft was the only way to support his dog’s caviar habit. Said he was going to “make my day” and wasn’t afraid to put all 13 rounds in me! I think my revealing skirt may have scared him away! It was horrible! 😥
Then Mike says to the bar tender. Thats right, I dated miss January and I could unhook her plates with one hand. She never even saw it coming. Ya Ya, it’s when I lived in Vegas, Ya, thats it Vegas.
And on my left hand is the number of laps one of our Tag Masters averaged each race in 2005. Cheers. :cheers:
This is fun! I’m cracking myself up! 8)
I don’t know. He said “I need this umbrella more than you do my pretty, they match my favorite high heals”! I’m not sure what he meant by that! Some kind of inside joke maybe? :idn:
No…. that’s problem! it’ all natural Baby!
Ding Ding Ding. Ben is correct! :loony:
Rick;
You really must be working out hard to have guns the size of mine. And yes, they’re natural 8) And no, that’s not my Beretta either…
Like I told Whitney when she was hangin’ with Bobby Brown pre marraige; Crack… is whack… Step away my friend step away…
I know what Rick’s on…
Beans and tortillas and too small a room to watch the football games.
And Max is dizzy too…
Max told Scooter (through the doggie network) that dad needs to ventilate the room. Or get him a doggie gas mask!😆
and Leave my gun alone…
or say hello to my little friend… 😆Oh, and I wouldn’t be giving me grief Mr Rick.
I saw you last year bending over working on a kart. Nice thong Nancy boy… :idn:
Now you know why I call you my pretty…And if you keep it up I’ll let everyone know you tape Barney and watch him when you get home.
this is Rick in disguise…
Does this ring a bell: I love you, you love me…
your secret’s safe with me though. I won’t tell a sole Rick 8)Mike Jansen
PostPosted: Sun 01 21, 2007 11:38 pm Post subject:Does this ring a bell: I love you, you love me…
your secret’s safe with me though. I won’t tell a sole Rick CoolSole Huh? Is that like the bottom of those high heels? Or maybe fillet of sole? Or sole the Italian word for sunshine? Please don’t tell a sole or soul!
Thanks
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