I’m sure Jansen could find a full ride sponsorship, based his recent performance. (Target Buweiser etc…) And just totally dominate the whole thing. Probably wouldn’t owe Brad one cent for consumables after the smoke cleared.
He’d fit right in at the pool! It would be a sight to see that man thong clad missle going off the top platform entering the pool without so much as a splash.
He could arrive on the Budweiser yacht and be dropped at his pit spot via the Bud helicopter with a Bud girl under each arm. There to help him with his goggles and scarf, of course. (maybe a thong tweak were and there) Camera flash’s glaring pushing his way through the throngs of reporters and groupies. It would be crazy.
His helmet could be hung beside the greatest F1 pilots of all time. Oh the humanity. They would make a movie about it called grand pri#*! Starring “Man Thong Jansen” The man who never won in the first corner.
Jansens in Brad!