I bought a newspaper this morning. Here’s what it said:
Interest rates are back at 5%
The Raiders are in first place
Hell froze over
And Jansen completed 20 laps. And without any shortcuts he completed them first :banana
Life is good! I’d like to thank Jim Keesling for the magnums of heiniken presented on the podium. That… was… the sweetest tasting beer I’ve ever had! 😀